Be mine?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine.

     With Valentine's Day just a day away, I want to help you win your love's heart. My one simple knock knock joke will make them fall for you for sure. 61.8% of people in the United States celebrate Valentine's Day. You shoud to be 1 the nearly 200,000,000 people participating in the loving season this year. The pressure tends to get overwhelming, so I will help you out.

     53% of people would end their relationship if they did not receive a present on Valentine's Day from their lover. In other words, you need to buy a gift for your special someone. 31,190,000,000 dollars are spent on February 14th that averages to 126.03 dollars per person. The more the merrier. Go all out with your gifts. Men plan to spend 75% more than women. If you are the man, you will have to cash out more money than your lovely lady.  Flowers are the most popular gift on Valentine's Day with an accumulative price of over 403,000,000 dollars each year. Rumor has it that the aroma from a flower triggers a woman's affection. Women often enjoy jewelry and flowers. 73% of flowers are bought by men, and it doesn't matter what kind of jewelry as long as you buy the most expensive diamond in the store. If you are a woman, settle for 1 of the 180,000,000 cards bought on this red holiday. 85% of cards are bought by women. Guys never expect much more than your loving acceptance of their gift to you, but make sure to get a card with a sweet saying inside.

     You will succeed this Valentine's Day as long as you say the joke and buy the appropriate gift. My last recommendation for success is that you watch the video above on the true meaning of Valentine's Day. I would like to give a special thanks to New York Time's for providing the public with all these facts, and I wish you the best of luck on the challenging and often heart crushing holiday.